Rug & Tubs Tee

Rug & Tubs Tee – "We’ll Take Care of the Whole Package"

Welcome to your new favorite fake local business: Rug & Tubs – where the name sounds almost legit and the tagline leaves just enough to the imagination. This shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good innuendo and wants strangers to squint and say, "Wait… is that a real place?"

Printed with bold confidence and suspiciously specific directions (“Just past Smith’s Corner, behind the nail salon – ask for Gary”), this tee screams small town mystery meets happy ending. Whether you’re wearing it to the cookout, the dive bar, or your next awkward family gathering, it’s guaranteed to get a few laughs and probably a couple of raised eyebrows.

Soft. Subtle. Slightly inappropriate. Just like Gary.