I Told Myself To Stop Drinking But I Am Not Going To Listen To An Alcoholic Tee

Sometimes you’ve just gotta honor your past… especially the bad decisions that led to great stories. This shirt pays tribute to every “just one more” that turned into “where’s my wallet?” Featuring a clever twist on a classic logo and the motto of every fun-loving legend: “I told myself to stop drinking… but I’m not going to listen to an alcoholic.”

Perfect for bar crawls, BBQs, bachelor parties, or just confusing your therapist. Slip it on, raise a glass, and toast to terrible choices.

Cheers to poor judgment. 🍻